All-girl
roller derby is experiencing a sudden and widespread resurgence
across the US. As of this writing there are more than 80 amateur
leagues around the nation with more coming on line every month.
At the very epicenter of the phenomenon is Austin Texas’ TXRD Lonestar
Rollergirls League. Founded in 2001, the league consists
of five hard-hitting teams of independent and talented athletes
who have leveraged their punk-inspired DIY ethic to become
local, and now national, celebrities thanks to A&E’s
docu-reality program Rollergirls.
The face of A&E’s publicity campaign for the show
is Sarah Rodgers, better known to fans as Miss
Conduct. Her image is splashed across billboards, Web
sites, DVDs and even the sides of city busses. Anyone who’s
familiar with the show is sure to recognize her striking features,
blazing red hair and slight but powerful frame.
was fortunate to have the opportunity to talk with Miss Conduct
about the ins and outs, and ups and downs of modern roller
derby. Don’t let her hardcore image fool you: Miss Conduct
is an articulate, intelligent and expressive advocate of the
sport, a gifted athlete and an individual with many and varied
interests outside of the rink too. But don’t take our
word for it; see for youself:
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How did you get into roller derby?
Miss Conduct: A former roommate of mine in 2001 told me about the girls’
meeting at a local skating rink that wanted to get something
called roller derby going in Austin. Neither of us knew anything
about the sport at that time. The founders of Roller Derby
in Austin were looking to recruit enough women that were willing
to put the time into a vision that was at ground level and
be willing to accept the risks that came along with playing
a game that we didn’t fully understand. It was months
after we began practice that I saw my first video of roller
derby, featuring a bout that took place in the 60s. It was
so exciting!
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Why do you think Austin is where derby has been reborn?
Miss
Conduct: Austin
is made up of a number of performers, musicians, radicals
of all sorts. The kind of people who live here are into supporting
that. It’s a part of our culture here. We were nowhere
near the skill level that we are now back in 2001, but we
came out of nowhere with our costumes and girls… girls
that the town had never seen skate before were out there turning
laps and blowing punk rockers away! We had two live bands
and beer - these things go hand and hand in Austin - and people
just ate it up from very beginning!
: Did Rollergirls do a good job of showing
what it's really like to be in TXRD?
Miss Conduct: I think they did a great job at capturing as much as they
could. There’s no way you can really experience something
this big over the course of 40 minutes through your television
screen, but I think they gave a lot of people a good taste
of what it might be like to be one of us.
:
You're all over the Rollergirls publicity
- did you know they were going to make you the poster girl
of the show? How did that affect you?
Miss Conduct: No, I had no idea at all! People like to ask me this question.
I don’t really think it’s affected my life so
much as it has affected how some others may look at me.
 : We saw some references to "your recovery" on your MySpace
page. What kind of injury did you sustain and how are
you doing now?
Miss
Conduct: I tore
my cartilage during an exposition bout last October. I had
Arthroscopic surgery in November and began the first of many
rehabilitation visits so I could get full function of my knee
back, return to work, and then get back into the game. I would
have been back in my skates weeks after surgery if I hadn’t
have been so determined or thick headed enough to keep skating
after I tore it the first time. I managed somehow to downplay
the pain in the first quarter and complete four full jams, each
time tearing it a little more. I’m back on the track
practicing with my team, The
Holy Rollers, once again. My knee isn’t ready to
resist any hard blows yet, but I’m fully committed to
coming back strong when the 2007 season begins.
:
It seems like a lot of the girls put on a persona when they
skate that doesn’t match their off-rink image, whereas
you live your look. Can you comment on that?
Miss
Conduct: We all
have the right to be whomever we want, whether we play roller
derby or not. We have the right to be someone one day, and
another the next. We’re all fortunate to have that freedom.
I’m sure there are a lot of freaks out there trapped
in business suits that may never seize the opportunity to
be who they were meant to be. These girls are lucky to be
accepted in their path to self-discovery. More power to them!
As far as the sport goes, there is no such thing as a poseur
out there on that track. Our girls have to try out first.
After that they go through extensive training, then try out
again. By the time they are placed on a team, they have earned
everything that comes with being a rollergirl.
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Were you athletic or into any sports before you got into roller
derby?
Miss
Conduct: I played
soccer for one year, when I was a kid. I tried out for volleyball
in Jr. High School but didn’t make it. My favorite sports
were always played after school, like tackle football with
the neighborhood boys who played all through elementary school.
A lot of the kids were much bigger than me and I loved colliding
with them. I’d forget about football being the point
sometimes and would turn a tackle into a full on wrestling
match! I supposed that aspect of me hasn’t changed much.
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When you’re on the track, you’re very aggressive
and intimidating. Were those qualities you had before joining
the derby or did you cultivate them after the fact?
Miss Conduct: Unfortunately, yes, those aggressive “qualities,”
if you choose to call them that, are a part of who I am. I
am the first to walk away or break up a fight now, but from
the fifth grade (when I delivered my first direct punch to
the face) up until I was 19, that was not the case. I have
been kicked out of or “asked” to leave nearly
every school I went to because of that attitude. In most of
these situations I was not an instigator however. It was hard
for me to find the “off” switch once someone really
pushed my buttons. No matter if they out weighed me or out
numbered me, I always gave it my all. I love bringing that
little monster out when I put on my skates!
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Has roller derby made you even more aggressive and if so,
how is that a negative or a positive in your life?
Miss Conduct: I don’t think that roller derby has made me more aggressive.
Off of the track I become more and more passive as I get older
and roller derby acts as an outlet for me. It keeps that younger,
fearless scrapper in me alive! In roller derby that aggressive
nature CAN BE considered a positive quality. It feels like
something I was born to do.
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What's the worst derby injury you've gotten -- and what's
the worst you've given someone else?
Miss
Conduct: Although
over the past six years, I’ve had a tooth knocked loose,
teeth chipped, dislocated shoulders, and suffered nerve damage
for roughly three months, I’d have to say
my knee injury was the worst because it’s been an eight-month
recovery process, and put me on the bench for an entire season.
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Are there derby groupies? Do you get a lot of attention around
town, and is it mostly positive? I'm curious about the perv/sleaze
factor -- any creepy fans or stalkers that you have to deal
with?
Miss
Conduct: The
attention comes in waves. At least a couple times a day, if
I’m out running errands someone will approach me and
ask the question “are you Miss Conduct?” More
often folks will shout something funny at me, give me the
middle finger, or buy me a shot of Jager to show some love.
I’d hate to call them groupies. They’re our supporters;
some of whom I think are like our extended family. They help
us keep what we love alive. Yeah there are some pervs, but
wherever there are hot chicks there’s bound to be few
of those. Most of our fans respect the hell out us and what
we do. I know for a fact some most of our die-hard fans would
intervene in some way if they ever noticed someone acting
creepy or inappropriate with one of us.
:
Some of the boyfriends featured on the show came off as kind
of… well… lame. Is that a fair assessment?
Miss Conduct: Wow, that’s sort of a funny question… Those two
boyfriends you’re probably referring to are some of
the most multi-talented and dedicated people. You don’t
get to choose how the show is going to portray you. You could
easily be made to look lame or even look much cooler than
you actually are. Maybe some of their scenes weren’t
as exciting as watching the girls skate or smear each other,
but in real life those two are amazing people! To date a girl
who is dedicated to a sport that consumes so much of her time
takes one hell of a dedicated man. The two featured on the
show have taken on a rollergirl as a girlfriend and held their
own jobs, and dedicated a lot of time to the league, as well
as participating in the TV series.
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In the show there seems to be a struggle between those who
want TXRD to become more formal and professional and those
who want it to stay true to its DIY punk roots. Is that struggle
a reality and if so, can the league strike a balance?
Miss
Conduct: I don’t
think that I heard anyone express that they want TXRD to become
“formal.” That’s really not us. For some
of the skaters, on top of their skating commitment, being
a part of TXRD is like having another full time job (that
doesn’t pay). We will always continue to improve upon
TXRD as a business, what that means only time will tell. We
have been DIY for so long now think that you would have to
beat it out of us.
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Do you think derby will go national? What are some of the
barriers to that happening?
Miss Conduct: Although Austin Texas gave birth to a new generation of roller
derby, there have been leagues popping up all over the U.S
and even in Germany. There are going to be obvious barriers
any place there is a large number of women trying to get something
off of the ground. The flip side to that is when you get a
large number of women together who set their sights toward
a common goal those barriers can be overcome.
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Now that Rollergirls is canceled, where can
your fans see you?
Miss Conduct: Well, of course you can see me and the rest of TXRD on the
Rollergirls DVD box set. Otherwise I keep in contact with
fans from all over through MySpace, and I just launched www.killmissconduct.com
on the 13th of June. Fans can reach me there as well.
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What's your theme song (i.e., the music that plays in your
head when you're skating)?
Miss Conduct: “You’ve made my SH*T LIST”,
by L7 would be one of them.
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Who are your heroes?
Miss Conduct: I have a new hero every week for a different reason. Last
week my hero was Chingona of the Putas Del Fuego. She was
blocked over the rail backwards! She hit her head on the concrete
and looked down for the count. Her legs were twitching and
her body was trembling. It was so frightening. That woman
got right back in the game; finished the job, and her team
won the championship this year, Go Chingona!
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What advice would you give a woman who’s considering
joining her own local league?
Miss Conduct: If you are considering trying out for roller derby, then you
should! It’s a chance of a lifetime to try something
challenging that you have never done before… even if
you don’t get past the try-outs. It takes a lot of courage
to get out there and try. To even get that far in the game
deserves respect, and you have mine. So here’s to all
girls out there kicking ass and taking names!
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