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Ten years ago, Duke Anderson was put in the clink for
cracking safes, stealing money, and just being an all-around
cool guy. Now, thrust back into the world that had previously deemed
his actions criminal, Duke (Sean Connery) finds that a few things
have changed… mainly in the field of technology.
Security cameras. Wiretaps. Unlawful surveillance
courtesy of deceitful government agencies (such as the Internal Revenue
Service). Everywhere. All this… thirty years before the
43rd President Of The United States wormed his way into the Oval
Office.
Upon moving in with his girlfriend, Ingrid (Dyan Cannon), Duke
discovers he’s living inside a burglar’s wet dream:
the entire upscale apartment building he now resides in is literally
loaded with rich people and very valuable objects. This gets
the ol’ bean-a-thinkin’… and soon, Duke Anderson
is ready to go back into his non-legit business.
Although modern audiences may find themselves snickering over
the obviously outdated technology depicted in The Anderson
Tapes (note the collection of hideously large closed-circuit
television sets on the lobby desk in several scenes), you can’t
argue that it’s a pretty damn solid adaptation of the Lawrence
Sanders novel and makes for a great Martini Movie. The only
drawback is the whole Dyan Cannon thing (she ruins damn near every
movie she touches… like Revenge Of The Pink Panther… yeah,
you feel my pain there, don’t you, brudder?). Yes, a
man that’s been in prison for a decade deserves a l’il
som’n som’n, but just get it wet and have done with,
a’ight, ‘cuz the whole subplot with her being a pricey
prostitute goes nowhere fast!
Sidney Lumet (who later directed Dog Day Afternoon with
Al Pacino and Anderson screenwriter Frank Pierson) does
a great job of piecing the story together and the near-lack of a
musical score by Quincy Jones consists of a lot of electronic sounds
(again: dated, but effective). I should also point out that The
Anderson Tapes is Christopher Walken’s first official
starring role in a major motion picture (yes, one of the most popular
Roger Moore-era Bond villains and the most popular Bond… together)
and, if that isn’t enough for you, check out the great Martin
Balsam in an over-the-top portrayal as the gay antique dealer (complete
with a jet-black pompadour toupee and ascot) who joins his old pal
Duke for a piece of the action.
Hey, but that’s not all, kids: The Anderson Tapes also
co-stars the late Alan King as a mob guy (in a fine example of choice
casting that would go unequaled until John Agar landed that part
in Dino De Laurentiis’ King Kong remake five years later),
Paul Benjamin, and Putney Swope’s Stan Gottlieb
(as an ex-con that was in the joint for so long, he missed The Depression,
World War II, and Korea), with additional (smaller) parts by Ralph
Meeker (as the police chief), future “SNL” fave
Garrett Morris (I always think of that skit where he’s the “hearing-impaired” guy
at the bottom of the screen), and, not may people know this it seems… but
that short little man in the building named O’Leary? That’s
John Call, who played fucking Jolly Old St. Nick in Santa
Claus Conquers The Martians! Several smaller (but
memorable) other parts are played by Margaret Hamilton (in her final
big screen role), Conrad Bain (the dad from “Diff’rent
Strokes”!), and even movie music maestro Raoul Kraushaar
(billed as Ralph Stanley).
So, even if you don’t like the movie itself, see it for
the cast.
Presentation
Sony opted to dig out and dust off several of their older
titles from the Columbia Vault. The result is a line called “Martini
Movies”, an inspired decision that was obviously made by
somebody that actually wanted to go through Business School
because they knew that’s what the wanted to do (and
not one of those twits that does it because they can afford it
and changes their profession every other month -- I hate that). Each
DVD include some new cover artwork (ah, those old VHS covers were
getting old anyway) that really doesn’t take that much away.
Newly mastered in High Def, The Anderson Tapes is
brought to us in an anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio. At
times, the movie looks like is showing signs of its age: the first
ten minutes or so doesn’t look incredibly hot (which is expected
in the title sequence, but it carries over a bit) with black levels
appearing very grainy. Soon though, the image improves.
Both English and French Mono Stereo soundtracks and subtitles
are included with this release. I didn’t notice anything
particularly noteworthy about either audio choice, but they were
definitely satisfactory.
Extras
All of the titles in the first wave of the “Martini Movies” collection
include several little groovy Featurettes wherein a sexy-voiced
female gives you some heads-up on the topic at hand and ends with
a cocktail recipe (the disc itself features a recipe for The Shaken
Martini, appropriately enough, considering who the star of the film
is). The Anderson Tapes includes “How
To Play The Leading Man” (1:32) and “How To
Hold Your Liquor” (1:28). The Original Theatrical
Trailer (2:58) is also thrown in for good measure.
The Bottom Line
How can you afford to miss this many great stars in one
movie? You can’t!
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