Freakin’ swag, man. We’re talking SWAG! T-Shirts and hats and little baby booties with pink bows and rubber nipples. Cool shit you can wear to impress your friends and show the world that you’re far cooler than their sorry, mundane asses will ever be.

But wait, we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s start from the beginning…

We here at like to think of ourselves as not just a website with great features, irreverent reviews and a message board with politically incorrect attitude, but as a community. When you’re part of the DIMP community, you’re part of a family. That logo means fun, and it also means home on the web. When you’re sporting that logo, it tells the world, “I’m in, you’re not, suck it up and deal.”

And now you can strut the stuff the masses are far too uncool to strut by getting your grubby mitts on some badass DIMP swag. The first batch of DIMP T-shirts are ready to roll off our assembly lines in backwater China, each lovingly crafted by an eight-year-old Asian child. And man are they cool!

Just how cool do you think you’d be sporting one of these bitchin’ T-Shirt designs?

Sizes: M, L, XL, XXL
$15 (incudes S&H)

Damn cool, my friend. Damn cool indeed.

Stop being so damn uncool. Start sporting DIMP freakin’ SWAG and join the ranks of the in!

Get off your rump & order up some of these dandy & dazzling T-shirts. Don’t do it because we said so, do it for the most important reason of all: It will make you cool.